notasnerdyaspossible:

shitshilarious:

knock knock

Heard you were talking shit


what


christoph-waltzed:

I remember in year 2 there was a girl who had literally never had a haircut so her hair was ridiculously long [imagine Rapunzel basically] and she always complained about it but her mum wouldn’t let her get  it cut

So one day at recess she put an entire pack of chewed gum in her hair at the exact length she wanted it cut to.

She came in the next day with her hair cut how she wanted it and a smug grin on her face and I knew that that girl was going places. 

(Source: winkingeye-alcoholsuggestion)




iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you






googlyeyedpyro:

today i learned you can report people for posting memes on facebook

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(Source: twitter.com)






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